Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.
Ed: Every time Amy Poehler says things, my heart grows three sizes.
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| — | Amy Poehler (via funkyfest) |
Seattle’s vision of an urban food oasis is going forward. A seven-acre plot of land in the city’s Beacon Hill neighborhood will be planted with hundreds of different kinds of edibles: walnut and chestnut trees; blueberry and raspberry bushes; fruit trees, including apples and pears; exotics like pineapple, yuzu citrus, guava, persimmons, honeyberries, and lingonberries; herbs; and more. All will be available for public plucking to anyone who wanders into the city’s first food forest.
seattle, sometimes you are an awesome city.
i love you, seattle, you stone-cold pack of weirdos
This cat gets it.
Cat, what are you doing? You cannot be at the bar. You cannot drink alcohol. You are not even human! You are a cat!
Don’t listen cat! You can drink alcohol if you want. You can become an alcoholic. Fuck the system! You are an inspiration.
That’s not even alcohol, that’s a glass of milk or some shit.
Don’t listen milk! You can be alcohol if you believe! You and cat can be a drink and an alcoholic, best friends forever! Not listening to anyone who doesn’t believe!
don’t be an alcoholic cat! think of your kitty liver!
Listen Cat despite what the media has led to you to believe, you cannot actually digest cow’s milk. Water is best.
I just found proof on the internet that Brit is sneaking out getting schwasted at night with her loser friends.
It’s 2012 now, the year some are saying the Mayan calendar predicts a cataclysmic upheaval across the board for our planet, perhaps even the end of the world as we know it. I don’t know if these doomsday predictions have any validity, but I do know one thing: the potential candidates in the race…
this is my second favorite thing to see happen, when people are drunk and they miss the straw. my first favorite thing is people crying while they eat a cheeseburger. my third favorite thing is dogs sitting in the driver’s seat of a car when someone leaves them alone in the car, and then you walk by the car in the grocery store parking lot and it looks like the dog is gonna drive away in the car. i forget what my fourth favorite is but i know it’s fucking awesome
